PINK IN MY BOOK
It was a Wednesday afternoon, and I was in a conference room with a GCD, a designer, and an intern. After briefing us on the brand, the GCD told the intern, "This project will help you get some 'pink' in your book." Incensed, I jumped onto the table and screamed, "What about ME, [GCD] ? Will I get any pink in MY book?" She said nothing. Afraid I'd taken things too far with the whole 'jumping on the table' thing, I froze — a deer in the headlights of her judgmental stare. But that's when I noticed how long and pronounced her eyelashes were.
"Yes," she said, before I could even ask the question, "They're ULTA Beauty."